I am fully aware of the dangers of texting while driving and I do not recommend doing it. I have come very close to crashing several times because of this. However, now that I’m thinking about it, I have done many other stupid things while operating a motor vehicle.
This is a 100% true list of some of those stupid things.
- Shaved my legs
- Applied a clear coat on my fingernails
- Removed a tampon and thrown it out the window
- Tweezed my eyebrows
- Changed my pants (jeans)
- Updated my Facebook status
- Reached into a grocery bag (backseat) to open a pack of string cheese
- Ate 5 string cheese
- Taken off my bathing suit top
- Decided to write a blog
- Called my mother
I’m aware that I’m a complete ass hole. Do not attempt to do any of these things. My driving record is horrendous.