Recently my older brother has been using the term HAM in conversations and posting it all over his Facbook. I will admit that I had to google this term because I was afraid to ask him what it was. If you don’t already know, HAM is actually H.A.M. and it means “hard as a mother fucker.” Of course.
My brother is a 27 year old waiter at Olive Garden. He recently moved back in with my mother because his apartment was robbed. They took all of his possessions and his life savings ($1,100). Poor guy. As if this isn’t bad enough, he has been bald since senior year of high and in his adult life has become the representative for skinny arms and huge gut syndrome. Also, I believe that he is “slow.”
Jay, this is a reality check (not redeemable for cash). The only thing that you might actually do that is truly hard as a mother fucker, is math.