On My Professional Boobs

Typically, my boobs are no cause for alarm/concern during my professional hours. My work environment is very conservative so this is pretty par for the course. However, today is a very different day. It’s probably because I’m wearing heels, which I never do (because I’m lazy), but as I was walking in this morning I noticed that my boobs were bouncing with each step! This made me giggle to myself. I started taking harder steps so that they would bounce more. It worked! I’m also wearing a soft white sweater. Yes!

I’ve been finding excuses to walk around my building all day. It’s like an inside joke I have with myself now.

I feel like a total slut. Best day at work ever.

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8 thoughts on “On My Professional Boobs

  1. Cornballs says:

    This makes me so uncomfortable.

  2. Sandi Ormsby says:

    Okay, this cracks me up…I rarely wear heels, but noticed my boobs do the same thing. I’m big-chested gal…nothing like a slight raise on height to add a little more BOUNCE to the day! :) Except mine gets annoying. I don’t need more wiggle-jiggle.

    I love the inside joke you have with yourself. I can totally appreciate that!

  3. hey Man,

    Got to Flaunt what you got sometimes before they go bad. No one wants to see wrinkled fruit passed their prime. lol On a serious non sarcastic note I present you with some lines from Sufi poet Jami. It mentions how beauty cannot stand concealment

    But Beauty can not brook
    Concealment and the veil, nor patient rest
    Unseen and unadmired; ’twill burst all bonds,
    And from Its prison-casement to the world
    Reveal Itself. See where the tulip grows
    In upland meadows, how in balmy spring
    It decks itself; and how amidst its thorns
    The wild rose rends its garment, and reveals
    Its loveliness. Thou too, when some rare thought;
    Or beauteous image, or deep mystery
    Flashes across thy soul, canst not endure
    To let it pass, but holdst it, that perchance
    In speech or writing thou mayst send it forth
    To charm the world.

  4. This reminded me of a funny picture I once came across that claimed a study had been conducted on “men that stare at breasts” and if it affected their health. So I googled it :o ) enjoy, and thank you for your contribution to mens health everywhere you go!

    http://naturalcuresremedy3.rdctnmproductions.com/study-staring-at-breasts-promotes-a-healthy-heart/

  5. That’s so funny! I’m glad my professional boobs are providing a service.

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