Hey, Bill Collectors, calling me 13 times a day does not make me want to pay my past due bill any more than I did before. In fact, now I’m purposely not going to pay it just to spite you. Nice try switching 800 numbers every so often, but guess what? I know it’s you! Get a life, mind your own beeswax and I’ll pay my stupid bill when I’m good and ready!
Thank you.
