My inspiration for writing comes naturally from me being weird, but there are definitely some people who deserve honorable mentions.
- Chelsea Handler The luckiest half jew girl to ever come out of New Jersey. People often compare my humor to hers and I don’t mind at all. Had I been ten years older, it would have been the other way around, but excuse me, where was I? Oh yea, right. This bitch made it on Forbes list. This is where I would like to be in my thirties.
- Demetri Martin
An extremely witty and underrated comedian. This guy sings, draws, writes books and produces a television show. There’s nothing this freak could do that I wouldn’t absolutely love. One of the funniest people to ever live.
Tina Fey A rarity in the world today; a true talent. Tina is only moderately good looking so you know she didn't sleep her way to the top. She's done Saturday Night Live, network television and film. A long list of accomplishments that I will never have. Good job, Tina, no other woman compares to you in this business.
Daniel Tosh I agree that Tosh is a complete asshole, but I have to give this guy credit for saying the most outlandish stuff on television. I love that he is limitless, vulgar and basically disgusting. This has opened gates for me.
Golf This is the most boring thing on planet earth. I will never understand why so many people go nuts over it. However, I am inspired by this because if so many people can get excited about this, there MUST be a small group of people who are excited about my writing.
- A Girl’s Real Best Friend Although our relationship has been abusive at times, alcohol is still what welcomes me home everyday after work. We’re in this thing together- for the long run. Thank you beer/liquor/wine for making all the hardest decisions for me and for always prompting me to say and do all the right things.
Giving props to alcohol? GENIUS!
I should create a drink for you in your honor for people so cool but spicy
I would get black out drunk in your honor